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hello, I am here to entertain you. So im gonna bitch about my roomate/landlord. his main issues are that he’ll use things but never like, sustain them. Like he’ll dirty dishes but he never does the dishes. He’ll drink all the pop in the house but never buys any. But I can’t say anything to him because he is also the landlord. We pay him to live here. Rent is absurdly cheap and he pays all the bills. So, here I am, complaining to a stranger on the internet

Oh that fucking sucks. I mean it depends on how cheap the rent is but maybe you could do some mental calculations to see if the cost of the sodas (and whatever else he takes) plus the amount of time you spend doing his dishes is still worth the low rent cost. Idk it would reassure me to know “yeah it sucks but it’s only like $50 worth of suckiness and the rent is $100 cheaper soooooo”

heathergraves:

horreurscopes:

my new thing has been just… acting on my ideas. like i thought maybe my desk would look better on a different part of my room so i like. moved it? just like that! i ripped an old anatomy book and stuck the diagrams up on my wall like some kind of old timey victorian doctor. i wanted a starbucks and i walked one and a half miles back and forth in a floridian storm and goddamn it was a good coffee. life is too short babey if you think of something just do it. nike

This was weirdly motivating

prokopetz:

Alternative to the tired old wizard-with-a-sugar-daddy interpretation of the patron/warlock relationship in Dungeons & Dragons:

  • Clueless boss and long-suffering employee, whose powers are basically the magical equivalent of pilfering office supplies for personal use
  • Scheming master and duplicitous apprentice who are totally open about their loathing for each other and are keen to see who betrays whom first
  • Bureaucratic devil and soul-peddling diabolist with a contract a mile long, each honestly believing they’re getting the better of the other
  • Glowering quartermaster and loose-cannon operative, whose record for getting results just barely justifies the expense of employing them
  • Indifferent parent who pays their estranged offspring’s allowance like clockwork but otherwise prefers to deal with them as little as possible
  • Vast, slumbering god-monster and amoral parabiologist who knows which spots to poke with a stick to provoke particular autonomic responses