well if u want more context, artemis fowl is about a rich irish child genius/12 year old james bond villain who has a full time highly qualified bodyguard called butler (but they have familial love for each other so dont worry). artemis, upon discovering that fairies are real, immediately makes the sane decision to kidnap one (as u do) and ransom the species for gold. an old fandom joke is why butler, an Adult Man, let this happen, the common conclusion being he didnt realize artemis was serious

Kin

bad roomate anon, the cost benefit is much more in favor of living here. So far its only been like 40 bucks worth of stuff versus 200 rent and no bills. If it werent for my boyfriend we probably wouldnt have clean dishes, he and I do our dishes when we’re done with them but roomate doesnt. Eventually my boyfriend will give in and do his too, if it were just me, I can be real petty, catch me drinking coffee out of a plastic bowl. Also i read your tags, no underwear would be a hella no.

Okay so at least it’s worth it. Sorry you have to go through it at all though, that’s way shitty of him. Your boyfriend sounds like a good dude though

sepulchritude:

I am sitting in the car like an abandoned eight year old waiting for their papá to return while my friend buys weed. Pls send me asks I’m dying of the Boredom™

I like this analogy because I’m simultaneously the adult who drove their child to the store and the child who was left in the hot car