mr tumblr staff my nipples are male presenting it’s fine

emtmercy:

So wild that instead of guidelines online moving towards no kind of body being considered inherently sexual and inappropriate we’ve gone onto like explicitly admitting that it’s the association of a body w womanhood that makes it inappropriate and dirty

and it’s super skeevy to me that they said it’s ok if the woman is “breastfeeding or post birth” as if a woman’s body is only absolved of its obscenity if it’s performing its “duty” of motherhood

So tumblr has condemned itself to either immense mockery when the ban fails spectacularly or a slow humiliating death if it somehow works, but anyway I’m making a new house in minecraft

It’s built in an ocean ravine that I found under my main house. I blocked part of it off and drained it. It has three floors and a tall aquarium that reaches each floor. The entrance is under a river, with magma block and soul sand elevators to take you down into it

shitter:

everybody on this nightmare realm of a website: please. just do something about the app

staff:

candyredterezii:

candyredterezii:

@staff censor THIS.

taco-bell-rey:

Porn blogs still posting porn until December 17th is the equivalent of the band playing while the Titanic was sinking.

pukicho:

pukicho:

Supposedly tumblr is gonna hire moderators to oversee the site with these new changes, supposedly we can outright talk to them. Dont worry guys, I’ll befriend them all, and convince them to censor tumblr staff so we may finally be free.

It’s called a coup’tit’thot

salty-blue-mage:

@staff deleting all porn while ignoring blogs promoting violence, bigotry, and hate speech

HONRY ON MAIN PUNISHABLE BY DEATH

land-of-blitheness-and-catharsis:

land-of-blitheness-and-catharsis:

“female-presenting nipples” i… don’t think my nipples present as any gender, actually. they’re just kinda hanging out

how DARE you make a funnier joke than me