the worst thing about it is they probably workshopped and debated the phrase “female-presenting nipples” for days on end. there’s probably email chains that are like “re:re:re: nipples?”

Someone: why are you leaving tumblr when you don’t even post nsfw content?

Me:

apparently the thing about custom themes has been there since forever (like 2014?) and it’s just there as a disclaimer in case someone’s theme breaks their blog, and to encourage buying the $40 themes lmao

Ah okay, makes sense. Gotta make sure to shame staff for their recent sins, not the old ones

boethiah:

hey, you, you’re finally awake. you were trying to post some nipples, right? walked right into that staff ambush, along with me and that pornbot over there

destinymoonart:

sapphics:

the kinnies are going to dismantle this website board by board

KINNIES ARE NOT PROTECTED UNDER THE TUMBLR GUIDES

rumour:

*logs in to tumblr*

thehauntedmansion2003:

bleeeeeeeeeeeepie:

thehauntedmansion2003:

if I see anyone posting anything that isnt catholic stained glass photos after the 17th I’m reporting you to the staff on sight

Is Protestant stained glass ok too?

FUCK NO.

technogodhead:

technogodhead:

tumblrs new anti porn algorithm seems to detect skin tones that means skin is banned. you can only jack off to skeletons now

wait fuck thats sa