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Doctor: So with acid reflux, it’s good to avoid eating big meals all at once. You should also try to limit fatty foods and acidic foods

Me: Ah, yes. Sage advice. Thank you, wise healer.

Me, twenty minutes later: *snarfing down a chick fil a meal in the parking lot, chugging root beer*

prokopetz:

prokopetz:

prokopetz:

Stating that a species has no natural predators implies the existence of at least one unnatural predator. I wanna see the species whose sole predator is the fucking Mothman.

Just, like, a species of ground squirrel that’s preyed on exclusively by ghosts.

An isolated goldfinch population that serves as the principle food source for Frankenstein’s Monster.

antivancrows:

antivancrows:

anyways child pageants should be illegal

as a former pageant kid the amount of emotional abuse i went through because of my mother always pushing me to be beautiful and then blaming me and hating me when i didnt win was fucked up. being a pageant kid gave me an eating disorder and has seriously fucked with my self esteem. don’t put your kids through this. don’t let your 5 year old be objectified by others and yourself.