I think staff should, at the least, ban men’s nipples as well.

shaelit:

fallenangelvictorious:

penny-anna:

stevviefox:

penny-anna:

penny-anna:

One of my fav things about Gandalf is, he can & canonically does Full Name hobbits when he’s angry like he’s their mum or something

important follow up Qs:

1) does it frustrate Gandalf that he can’t do this to Bilbo & Frodo with the same impact bcos they don’t have nicknames

2) does he do it to non hobbits

Gandalf, in the distance: ARAGORN SON OF ARATHORN

Aragorn: oh shit I’m in trouble

I think when Gandalf is pissed with Hobbits he reverts to the extremely formal Mister Baggins!

you’ve cracked it, that’s absolutely what he does

you know how mad he is based on how far back into your lineage he goes, consider:

Mild: Meriadoc Brandybuck! (last name only, you’ll probably live)

Mad: ARAGORN SON OF ARATHORN! (now your ancestors are involved, bad)

Murderous: THORIN, SON OF THRÁIN, SON OF THRÓR! (you are maybe about to meet your ancestors, via Gandalf… and not glorious battle)

The scary thing about Gandalf is he’s been around long enough to have met your entire lineage, so the recitation has more oomph.

“I knew your great-great-great-grandfather and he, too, was a bitter disappointment, but not as much as you are in this moment”

chefpyro:

talentlack:

chefpyro:

Before tumblr dies… anyone wanna admit they have a crush on me

Having a “crush” is a level 3 horny offence and against Tumblr ToS, delete your fucking blog

Live horny die horny motherfuckers

thecommonchick:

warriormale:

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Man’s Worth is measured by Fight – and Fighting Manhood.

WarriroMale

“Better than expected” seems to be the mood today. I found out last minute that I had an algebra quiz, but I knew the material really well without studying. I went to take a break in the student center, and the best napping couch was open and generally cut off from the room by some stacked tables. I was semi-successful at improvising a presentation for my afternoon class. I did a pretty decent job at putting on nail polish for the first time when I got home. Today is turning out alright.

Got that good napping couch luck, hell yeah

whostheblondegirl:

steverogersnotebook:

sebstantheangel:

I’m wheezing –

NO NAKED ANKLES, even you Seb

sparkles-and-trash:

bitchyknits:

konigstigerr:

kinema-citrus:

zombie-twink:

Results so far

So we are safe as long we post green alien titties

arms race

Welp. That’s good to know.

I can post pics of breast hats if I want, as long as they aren’t made of flesh-like colors.

netrunnerr:

This whole adult content ban reminds me of that one time in history when the church in Rome banned prostitution and brothels which caused so many ppl to leave that it brought the city to the brink of economic collapse