sapphywatchesyousleep:

crazyintheeast:

counterpunches:

lafgl:

padmedala:

i’d be really curious to know what percent of queerbaiting is 

a) an intentional marketing scheme to stir interest in the project and attract certain fanbases (lgbtq people and young women) vs. 

b) members of the creative team genuinely wanting to write queer characters but the corporate side of things force them to tone it down but they still leave little hints vs. 

c) they legitimately did not know how gay something would come across

The answer:

A is 100%. Because B and C are not queerbaiting. The literal meaning and definition of it is A.

#a) queerbaiting #b) queer coding #c) subtext

Please tumblr learn the difference and stop shitting on good shows

Anyone who’s still not clear:

Teen Wolf show-makers asking fans what they wanted, getting the answer ‘canon-queer relationships’ and then just hinting at Stiles being bi and having the characters people ship hang out platonically is queer-baiting

Gravity Falls having the two male police officers hold hands and show genuine affection to one another, but not being allowed to confirm they were married because the studio wanted to sell the show to Russia and China is queer-coding

Arthur Conan Doyle genuinely not understanding why some people would think two men living together, declaring their undying affection for one another, and constantly referring to Holmes as a ‘confirmed bachelor’ was a bit gay is queer-subtext

Clear now?


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elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:

nothing is more fucking cathartic than 8 full minutes of the mcelroy brothers ripping into fantastic beasts and dragging johnny depp through the mud


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taako-waititi:

heraareyouthere:

pagesofkenna:

This is legitimately the funniest thing that has ever happened on MBMBAM

who doesn’t eat raw pasta tho, that’s a thing???

transcript:

Justin: Hi, Brooks!

Travis: [crosstalk] Hello, Brooks!

Brooks: So, my question is – my boyfriend keeps on going into the pantry and grabbing… handfuls of fettuccine?

[audience laughs]

Brooks: Unco – [laughs] uncooked? 

Griffin: [sarcastically] I would hope he’s not grabbing handfuls of cooked fettuccine, Brooks!

Travis: In your pantry?!

Brooks: No – and eating them raw – [audience groans] – and he keeps calling them chips?

Justin: Okay –

[audience laughs]

Brooks: How do I make him stop?

Travis: Is your boyfriend here?

Brooks: Yeah.

Travis: You’re a monster! [audience and Justin laugh] Words mean things!

Griffin: Does anyone remember – [clears throat] I haven’t been to olive garden in… many moons, but they do have like, a little, like – fettuccine… bottle that you can just grab ‘em out of and chew – hold on! [indignantly] Was this a prank you guys pulled on me when we went to Olive Garden as kids?!

[audience laughs] 

Griffin: No. Stop, everybody shut up! [audience and Justin laugh] Do they give you fe – raw fettuccine to chew on in the lobby of the Olive Garden?? 

Audience: No! 

Griffin: YOU ST- FUCKIN’ – BASTARDS!

Travis: [crosstalk] Yaaaaaaayyy!! 

[audience starts cheering and clapping]

Justin: The prestige!! 

[Travis and Justin cackle while the audience cheers. Griffin presumably has his head in his hands.] 

Travis: And now you have IBS! 

Griffin: I didn’t -!

Travis: [triumphantly] We got ‘im!

Griffin: What I need you – [aside] Brooks, we’ll get back to you – [to his brothers] what I need you two to understand is – [Justin wheezes and giggles] that was not – the only time I went to Olive Garden. [audience laughs] There were – [laughs]

Travis: [in disbelief] Were there never employees around, like -??

Justin: [high-pitched giggles]

[audience laughs even more at Justin’s giggling]

Griffin: I – I! Wanting to seem like an authentic metropolitan… diner, would always grab the fettuccine and walk over to my friends like, “Mm, yeah, I’m a little – a little peckish -”

Travis: [cackles]

Justin: Griffin – Griffin, I –

Griffin: I fucking can’t believe – I can’t believe you did that, and I can’t believe literally I’m finding out in the worst imaginable venue –

Justin: Speaking as a former Olive Garden employee, there is – if I saw a little kid eating fettu – raw fettuccine, the… odds of me stopping them are negative one thousand percent.

[audience laughs]

Griffin: Okay, Brooks.

Justin: Brooks.

Griffin: Yeah, so I’m – gonna –

Justin: Wait –

Griffin: Sit this one out, Brooks! [audience and Travis laugh]

Justin: Brooks, is it possible that your boyfriend has been laboring under the same delusion as my brother for all these years? [audience laughs] “Oh, but wait, they sell this for you to take home? Okay! Little fancy for myself, then!”

[Griffin and audience giggle]

Travis: Brooks, is it possible

Griffin: Mmm.

Travis: – your boyfriend does not believe these are chips, but instead, likes to annoy you, by calling them chips, a thing I – not exactly that, but similar – do to my wife all the time? [audience laughs]

Griffin: Is it possible, your boyfriend… loves chips. And you never have chips, and this is his way of passive-aggressively sort of – [audience laughs] guilting you into go – “Ooh, these are tasty chips!” – and as a raw fettuccine eater myself, I can tell you, it’s not a – it’s not a good chew! 

[audience and brothers laugh]

Griffin: You do it, and you put it in your mouth, and your six-year-old brain thinks, it’ll turn to fettuccine in the heat of your mouth. [hysterically, as audience laughs] It doesn’t work like that! It doesn’t work like that! It just doesn’t work like that.

Justin: Brooks –

[recording ends]